Tv programmes now fall into 3 rough categories.
Freak shows (you now the type, i'm 75 stone, i've got a growth the size of a small child on my left shoulder, etc..)
'Reality' shows (I watched 5 minutes of Geordie Shore once...that stuff affects kids)
Celebrity panel shows (Supposedly funny folk, coming up with supposedly funny off the cuff remarks, that theyve actually practised 10 times in rehearsal)
Why do I pay my tv license???
Went to the gym today. There was a girl on a recumbent bike (like a normal bike but you get to slouch back on it). She was on level 1, playing a card game on the screen, and her legs were hardly moving. Would have been better staying at home and walking from the living room to the kitchen and back...twice.
Rants over, tomorrow's going to be a good day. I have plans.
This is my favourite rant of yours so far...I think you've hit your stride - or you've come down to my level!
ReplyDeleteYou just need to accompany it with "misery-guts" pics - bleak b+w shots of Fife in the rain! ;)